The Conspirators
Find out more about each of the culprits behind your computing pain.
Battery Brutus
You know him. He knows you. And he knows just when to prey on your devices. On an airplane, without a plug. In the middle of a movie. And during any important phone call. Protect yourself, and preserve precious battery life, with Samsung memory.
LIKES
- Cassette tapes
- Getting high (on battery life)
- Boxed wine and discount sushi
DISLIKES
- Things that last
- Showering
- Well-lit rooms
KRYPTONITE
Only Samsung LPDDR 2 or 3, and Samsung SSD can keep Brutus at bay.
Fiona Freeze
Fiona Freeze isn’t far behind. She strikes without warning, and always at the worst possible moment. Watching a playoff game? She’ll freeze your device in the closing seconds. Giving the biggest presentation of your life? Just try to hit the next button—you know she’ll stop you cold. But there is one sure way to avoid Fiona’s icy blast: Use Samsung memory.
LIKES
- Epic crashes of every kind
- Unresolved dramatic tension
- The agony of defeat
DISLIKES
- Spandex, sequins, and the color pink
- Tweezers
- Technical expertise
KRYPTONITE
If you want to get rid of Fiona Freeze, choose a product with Samsung Memory, especially 20 & 30 nano class DDR3.
Loading Ball Larry
Loading Ball Larry puts his annoying spin on everything he touches. You’re probably already familiar with his work: He’s the guy who crashed your app, right before you hit save. The jerk who turned that ten-minute task of yours into a full hour of frustration—spinning, spinning your day away. Stop Larry before he grinds your world to a halt. Get faster, smoother processing with Samsung Memory.
LIKES
- Wasting time
- Uncomfortable conversations
- Handshakes that linger a beat too long
DISLIKES
- Reliability
- Fresh air
- Anger management classes
KRYPTONITE
If you want to get rid of Loading Ball Larry, stick with SSDs, eMMC and LPDDR 2 or 3 made by Samsung.